Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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