I am puke
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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