Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
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