There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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