I think I am morally bankrupt
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
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