I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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