let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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