and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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