so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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