You really coming over, don't trick.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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