Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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