I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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