So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
