I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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