Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize