Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
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Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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