what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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