Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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