how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
