I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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