Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.