Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
he puts the penis in happiness.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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