I'm drive I can fine osifer
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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