I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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