i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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