i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
my mouth tastes like poor choices
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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