i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
