come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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