Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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