At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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