you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
The adults are the big ones right?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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