I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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