So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
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