Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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