i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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