what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She even gives head with a lisp.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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