I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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