Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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