That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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