you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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