The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Come on in and take your pants off
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