Christians are straight up FREAKS
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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