is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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