We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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