I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
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just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
well most of my day revolves around power hour
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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