it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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