I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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