Who wears a wallet chain?!
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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