i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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