she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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