Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
another moral hangover. fuck.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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