what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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