She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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