Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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