the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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