She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
